"Alright, Clay, welcome to Photopia!"

"Just take your place in front of the camera, and we'll get this show on the ro–" "...!"

"... ... ..." "... ... ..."

"Yeah, that's the spirit! Shed the constraints of society's expectations and let it all hang loose! We're real open-minded here at Photopia." (captions continued in next image because it's too long)

"I just wanna feel closer to the bugs that live in my floor." "Right on, little man."